Happy Orange Gnome

My mother and I were having a conversation about what technology would be like in the future.

I said that I hoped that soon they could put my brain in a tank so that I could destroy my enemies.

My mom said, “No, your brain is too cute to be put in a tank.”

It’s true; my brain is pretty damned cute.

In the movie Terminator 2: Judgment Day, John Connor throws the T-800 arm from the terminator that tried to kill his mother into the molten metal, but he doesn’t go back to retrieve the arm that the reprogrammed T-800 broke off in some gears.

That means that there’s still future technology in the past and that we’re all screwed and stuff, right?

Seriously, it dunna taste like the real sugar eh!?

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