Thinspiration
This is a shout-out to all my Anna and Mia sisters out there. If you ever feel like the fight is too hard and you’d just like to give up and eat a sandwich, then take some thinspiration from this:
If you ever, ever, eat a sandwich you’ll end up all fat and jolly and children the world over will love you! Is that what you want!? You want greasy little mongrets shoving their sticky fingers in your jellyrolls, while they whisper their Christmas wishes in your ear!? Huh!? No, I don’t think that’s what you want.
If you ever eat a sandwich, I’ll come to your house and kill you. KILL. YOU.
I wrote a poem about how being Anna makes me feel!
Fat Butterfly
I am a fat butterfly
I cannot fly
Sandwiches have weighed me down
I will stop eating them forever
Yay!
Goodbye for now, my sisters. I hope you all reach your goals, or die trying!
Tags: christmas wishes, jellyrolls, poem, reach your goals, sandwiches, shout out
May 30th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
OMG I’m so fat. I binged so bad today. I had half a cup of cottage cheese, THREE rice cakes, and half a protein bar. I’m about to head to the gym — if I don’t do 17 hours on the treadmill, I’m coming home to kill myself. P.S. How many calories are in toothpaste? Do they make low-cal Crest? Think thin!
May 30th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
I’m pretty sure that you’re doomed! Stay away from me! I don’t want to catch fat from you!
There are way too many calories in toothpaste. I’ve just completely stopped brushing my teeth. Better toothless than too full!