Penis on a Sunny Day

Penis on a Sunny Day

You know, there was a time when I wanted to become an artist and then I drew this…

The thought of a bunch of educated jerks gathering this and seriously critiquing it sickens me. There is no deeper meaning to “Penis on a Sunny Day”. It’s exactly what the title says it is. I have a complete inability to add any pretension to any of my drawings or paintings, which is why I can’t be an artist.

Also, cocks…

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19 Responses to “Penis on a Sunny Day”

  1. Candice Says:

    I don’t get your point. Looks like art to me.

  2. Laurel Says:

    Don’t get educated with me, Candice!

  3. Osbourne Black Says:

    Stop wasting my time. :)

  4. Laurel Says:

    Never! :twisted:

  5. Candice Says:

    Okay. I’ll stop being educated. Instead, I’ll get seriously.

  6. Osbourne Black Says:

    I would rather be seriously edumacated. :cool:

  7. Laurel Says:

    If you get seriously, then I’m going to have a pretension and then I’ll set the seriously edumacated guy on you!

  8. Osbourne Black Says:

    To me, it sounds like a self-importance, hypocritical charade. :roll:

  9. Laurel Says:

    More like self-parody… And I’m hella-important! I’m the #6 website for Flakies, according to Google!

  10. Osbourne Black Says:

    And Flakies are… what?

    P.S. Googles lists change a lot. Check Google in a week or so you will either be up higher on the list or lower. I think, among other things, it depends on the number of hits you get.

  11. Candice Says:

    But where are you on the list for Passion Flakies? Eh?

    Flakies… are Canadian. French Canadian.

  12. Osbourne Black Says:

    Candice, as of now, Laurel’s “Passion Flakies” are #3 according to Google.

  13. Laurel Says:

    Bwahahaha! Poor Vachon! I doubt that they would like to be associated with me!

  14. Candice Says:

    Oh, Geez! Look at the pictures of the USA packaging!

    http://www.vachon.com/usa/family_packs.html

    “I dunno, Sheila. This design almost makes the product look… nutritious. We’re afraid that won’t have as much appeal internationally.”

    And, and…

    Vachon rebranded as Mr. Snacko? What the Christ…

    Obviously Canadian snack-cakes are just too GOOD for Americans. They had to lower their standards, so in the States, people could better identify with their dessert.

  15. Osbourne Black Says:

    You two are obviously talking Canadian. I’ll leave you to your chat fest and be back when you come back down to America and Earth.

  16. Candice Says:

    Yeah, I might live in Chicago, but I ain’t no ‘merican.

  17. Osbourne Black Says:

    I have nothing but the utmost respect for our neighbor to the north. Here’s a bit of trivia I read awhile ago in a National Geographic. Canada spent one billion dollars developing the Space Shuttle arm. That was in the late 1970’s when a billion dollars meant more than it does today. I read this week that the Space Shuttle is going to be scraped in 2010. There is just 16 more shuttle flights set to fly.
    That’s it for trivia time.

  18. Laurel Says:

    Ha, the Canadarm? I heard that they were all pissed off at us for writing Canada on it in giant letters, because all they had was a tiny American flag on the shuttle.

    As for the cost, we’ve spent about 2 billions dollars on a gun registry that was originally only supposed to cost 100 million. I don’t think keeping a list of people with guns is more complicated than building a giant robotic arm. Why is it going to cost us more?

  19. Osbourne Black Says:

    I hadn’t heard that about the Americans being upset but I wouldn’t put it past them, being as arrogant and smug as we are.

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