Cool Whip isn’t eco-friendly!
Ever year, thousands of acres of animal habitat is destroyed in order to drill for the petroleum needed to manufacture Cool Whip.
All those poor little animals have to die, because you want to make your pie taste better!
Be different. Only eat whipped cream derived from natural human breast milk. That way no animals have to suffer!
Answer the call.
Tags: animal habitat, animals, answer the call, cool whip, human breast milk, petroleum, whipped cream
July 9th, 2007 at 7:09 am
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=10037
July 9th, 2007 at 7:12 am
Wait.
http://www.indrani.net/index.php?q=2006/03/breast_milk_cheese
July 9th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
So human milk cannot be curdled, but can it be whipped?
Why did that lady have so much of her own milk in her freezer anyway?
BTW my new favourite phrase is “scrotal infusion”.
July 9th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
She was donating it or somesuch. I bet you could whip it… Why don’t you find out?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_lactation#Lactation.2C_re-lactation_and_induced_lactation
Ugh, yeah. I don’t want to think about this anymore.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:32 am
Ack! Bad Candice! Bad!
July 13th, 2007 at 9:21 am
This blog is hilarious. I found it through the feedmap site, under “London”. Keep it awesome. Xo.
July 13th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Ha, I remember when I lived in London.
It was full of old people.