Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows SPOILER!

It sucks and a bunch of ugly people die.

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3 Responses to “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows SPOILER!”

  1. Laurel Says:

    I know a lot of people where this book is the cumulation of their lives.

    For those people, I have this super-special excerpt from the book:

    Snape stuck his penis in Harry Potter and it was magical.

    “This sure is magical,” said Harry.

    “Stuff a magic sock in it, Potter,” grunted Snape.

    “AVADA KEDAVRA SUPER ACTION LOVE-MAGIC GO!” cried Harry Potter.

    Magic is fun.

  2. Laurel Says:

    BTW, if any of you want actual spoilers, you can download the entire book from several torrents, but don’t do that, because it’s illegal. ;)

  3. Candice Says:

    I’m so glad you feel this way. Harry Potter is inferior literature. His Dark Materials, though… those are acceptable books. I am listening to illegal recordings of them!

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