Sooooooooooooo…. Now I have categories AND tags?
Why!?
What is any of this shit even for!?
Fuck you web 2.0 and your confusing of me!
And what the shit is this XFN shit supposed to do anyway!?
Whoever woke me up at 7AM is going to pay dearly.
I’ve just had one of the worst experiences of my life.
I was eating Halloween candy from last year, when I bit into a clove-flavoured Necco Wafer and promptly burst into flames.
Why the Hell would anyone make clove-flavoured candy!? That’s like the most evil thing that anyone could possibly do!
Cloves are only for sticking into oranges and making those stupid drawer fresheners. They are NOT for eating! They are especially not to be used to flavour candy!
GRAAAAAAWWWWHHHH!
I was watching Oprah today (a momentary lapse in judgement) and Jenny McCarthy was on talking about her son’s autism.
“Coming up next: Jenny tells us what she thinks caused her son’s autism…”
If she says inoculations, I’m going to be very upset.
If she says inoculations, I’m going to be very upset.
If she says inoculations, I’m going to be very upset.
And then I was very upset.
She blamed the MMR (measle, mumps & rubella) vaccine and the use of thimerosal, which contains a tiny amount of mercury, for her child’s autism.
Her evidence? Her child became autistic some unspecified amount of time after the MMR inoculation.
The problems with her evidence?
And now there are people that have watched Oprah that will not have their children vaccinated, because of Jenny’s socially irresponsible, anecdotal, bullshit “evidence” about autism.
I hate to think about children that could possibly contract a horrible disease and die because of this stupid stupid show. It might be none. It might be one.
One is way too many.
And to all people that still believe that vaccines will give your child autism, I offer to you my own personal belief:
It is better to live with autism than it is to die from measles.
All day today, all I’ve been hearing about is stupid Vanessa Anne Hudgens (whom I’ve never even heard of before) and her stupid nude photos.
Why does this shit even make the news? Especially when the person involved is some c-grade actress that nobody had even heard of before and she isn’t even doing anything interesting in the photos. She’s just standing there naked. You can find more salacious photos on Wikipedia.
Stupid girls take naked photos of themselves all the time and 80% of those photos get posted on the internet. It’s not news.
If nude photos are going to make the news, it should be at least something like shocking like a picture of Morgan Freeman naked on horseback jerking off to a picture of Vanessa Anne Hudgens. You know, something that’s so outrageously vile that it would be insane for it not to be news.
That’s another complaint of mine. Why are there never any naked photos of male celebrities leaked to the internet?
I DEMAND PATRICK STEWART COCK BE PLACED ON THE INTERTUBES FOR MY AMUSEMENT!
I heard that the upcoming season of Survivor is filmed in China.
CHINA!?
Since when was it hard to survive in China? I mean, the Chinese seem to survive there just fine.
Maybe, it’s just hard for Americans to survive there, because most blogging websites are blocked by the Great Firewall of China (THOSE BASTARDS!)
How are those poor Americans supposed survive without being able to blog about what they ate for lunch!?
Also, according to this, I’m blocked in Beijing and Shanghai.
How are those poor Americans supposed to survive without being able to read about what I ate for lunch!?
I ate tortilla chips and salsa for lunch. It was delicious. <—-TOO HAWT FOR BEIJING!!!
And I bet that the producers had to pay a hefty sum of money in order to shoot there. Which means that they’re effectively financing the retardedness and (OMG) communism of the Chinese government.
How can they feel alright helping the Chinese government engage in such unamerican activities!?
(HINT: China is probably one of the few countries left that will let retards shit near their historical monuments.)
