Why is Nudity Newsworthy?
All day today, all I’ve been hearing about is stupid Vanessa Anne Hudgens (whom I’ve never even heard of before) and her stupid nude photos.
Why does this shit even make the news? Especially when the person involved is some c-grade actress that nobody had even heard of before and she isn’t even doing anything interesting in the photos. She’s just standing there naked. You can find more salacious photos on Wikipedia.
Stupid girls take naked photos of themselves all the time and 80% of those photos get posted on the internet. It’s not news.
If nude photos are going to make the news, it should be at least something like shocking like a picture of Morgan Freeman naked on horseback jerking off to a picture of Vanessa Anne Hudgens. You know, something that’s so outrageously vile that it would be insane for it not to be news.
That’s another complaint of mine. Why are there never any naked photos of male celebrities leaked to the internet?
I DEMAND PATRICK STEWART COCK BE PLACED ON THE INTERTUBES FOR MY AMUSEMENT!
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September 8th, 2007 at 2:06 am
I watched “Inside Deep Throat” last night, which was actually pretty interesting. If you think about it, even though I wasn’t born (and so, duh, neither were you), the events of those years are directly responsible for the attitudes society has today, and had during the years we were growing up. And it really wasn’t all that long ago. I think society is still in some kind of post-rebellion stage, where it’s somehow glamourous to be over the top or even cartoonish (i.e. fake, disgusting looking tits) in one’s sexuality. Eventually, things will probably normalize, to where we’re like “duh, people screw, and they like it”. Maybe. Hopefully. There will probably always be some of the “OMG BOOBS” thing going on. It’s just the way things work. Evolution and all. Gotta have the sex to make the babies, so it’s gotta stay appealing, or even irresistible… But at least, at some point maybe this fact won’t be SHOCKING. WTF. How does anyone figure the human race keeps from becoming extinct? Certainly not by NOT GETTING NAKED AND HAVING SEX. This is where I’d usually get into a rant about paternalism and ass-backwards Christian values, but instead, I’m going to go have another beer. Listen, people. Maury can determine your paternity now. It’s all good. You’re not in danger of leaving your estate to a mistaken heir. Cool it.
September 8th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Is it just me or can basically all the world’s problems be traced back to shit that happened during the Nixon administration(s)?
Drug prohibition, obscenity laws, preemptive military intervention, non-translucent government…
Fucking Nixon ruined my life before I was even born!
(Actually, it was fucking submissive Canadian society and their following suit with basically everything American society does, albeit to a lesser extreme.)
Who decided the shape of breast implants anyway? The whole sticky-out rounded top thing has always disgusted and confused me. Only the bottom bit should be rounded and the top should taper off. Or are they designed symmetrical in case they rotate? Ick.
And why doesn’t Maury have any of those fat baby shows anymore!?
“I feeds him chitlins and fried chicken and pizza and Coke and pig’s feet, because my baby is hunnnnnggggrryyyyy!”
September 19th, 2007 at 12:35 am
The problem with implants isn’t the shape, it’s the fact that they tack them onto the chests of people with no body fat. If they really want bigger breasts, they should eat a few cheesecakes.
November 11th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
@Laurel - just FYI, the individual patient decides the shape of the implant. They have something they call “profiles” - low, mid, and high profile. Almost everyone goes for the high profile, which is the “half a cantaloupe planted on your chest” look. Sticks way out and looks obviously fake. But if you go for a mid profile, they look a lot more natural. (Low profile is used mainly for Asian women, who have wide torsos and would look strange with mid or high profiles.)
And then what Candice said is true to an extent. If you’re an A cup, with no fat and no breast tissue, and you go to a D cup, they’re going to look strange. The more natural breast tissue you have to begin with, the more natural they’ll look.