Decrease the Surplus Population
I’ve decided that what I really want for Antichristmas this year is for people who have no business doing it to stop breeding, because everytime you see some poor kid suffering needlessly you can bet about 90% it’s because their parents were under qualified for the job.
So, for the sake of my nerves and future generations, could the following people please obtain some sort of birth control or have themselves sterilized:
- Drug addicts
- People that don’t have the means to feed themselves, let alone a child (”Eat your dirt sandwich or else you wont get any dirt pie, bitch!”)
- Fundamentalists and/or extremists of basically every sort (”Here, Billy, be a good lad and hold this picture of a bloody aborted foetus at our rally!”)
- Those that are emotionally unstable (”I’m looking at you, Mom and Dad!” *weeps uncontrollably*)
- People with really crooked teeth (braces suck!)
- People that can pass on horrible genetic disorders (see: crooked teeth)
- People with AIDS and/or various other mother to child transferable diseases
- People that don’t know what proper nutrition is (I’m tired of fat children blocking my way to the ginger beef at the buffet!)
- The wilfully ignorant
- The regular ignorant
- Anyone that wears thongs as their everyday underwear
- Anyone that calls a father a “babydaddy”
- Britney Spears
Please, this is all that I want and if you give me this one thing, I will never ask you for anything else ever again.
But I know you fuckers, you’re just going to continue fucking fucking and making more little fuckers until our entire world is full of retarded fucktards. Damn, I hate you.
And, yes, I do know what I’m talking about. I’ve raised 14 sons and they’ve all grown up to become doctor-lawyers!
Tags: aborted foetus, bah humbug, birth control, christmas, fucktards, future generations, mom and dad, poor kids, scrooge
February 5th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Your site displays incorrectly in Mozilla, but content excellent! Thanks for your wise words.