I’m Going to Kill Fred Phelps and then Picket His Funeral
Heath Ledger has been dead now for less than a day and already the Westboro Baptist Church Fucks are planning on picketing his funeral. A stunt that will no doubt provide them with more media coverage than any of their previous crimes against humanity. And there will be Fred Phelps spouting hate and ignorance, all the while pretending that it’s about upholding God’s law or something, when it’s really about Fred feeding his ego.
Isn’t Pride a sin or something there, Phelps? I know Wrath is one and with the amount you go on about hating things, you definitely exhibit buckets full of Wrath and since getting absolved or rebaptised or whatever the fuck would involve you admitting you’d done something wrong, you’d never do it. By your on stupid religious laws you’re fucking doomed, bitch.
I’m not really sure what I’m going on about here. I guess I’m just pissed off that an actor that has brought lots of entertainment and joy into my life is gone and that some stupid bigoted asshole is going to try and fuck with the bereaved’s shit, just to get his ugly shit face on television again and the fucker will, regardless of whether picketing happens or not.
I’m also pissed off at myself. Until now, I’ve watched the antics of Fred Phelps with indifference. He was just a crazy guy doing crazy shit. It took some stupid shit involving a pretty-boy actor to get me incensed. I’m disappointed in myself for not caring about the little guys Fred’s been fucking with.
Sooooooo, anyway… You like being like Jesus there, Phelps my boy? I’ll make you a fucking martyr. You can even have your own cross to carry, if you want one. Only above yours the plaque will read “King of the Assholes”. On the third day, instead of of you rising from your grave, I’ll be pissing on it and the the world will be a fucking better place.
Well, that’s enough of me venting. I’ll probably regret this in the morning.
Here’s to the day when I have a calmer head that will prevail or whatever.
Tags: assholes, crimes against humanity, fred phelps, Funeral, heath ledger, media coverage, picketing, religious laws, shit, westboro baptist church
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Well said man. How come assholes like him live this world. It would be better without him, yet great people that promote peace and harmony like John Lennon, ghandi. Martin luther king. Please some one kill this fred phelps, I wouldnt wish deat upon anyone but Ill make an acception on this hatefull biggot.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:58 pm
John Lennon was a drug addict that cheated on both his wives.
And WOOOOO! He wrote an annoying song about peace while staying in bed for a week for peace or something… It totally wasn’t because he was drugged out of his mind at all!
John Lennon was nothing more than a stupid rockstar. If he hadn’t been murdered, we all would have forgotten about him by now.
Fuck John Lennon!
BTW, I really hope that Bono doesn’t get shot or something, because then we’ll have retards calling him a great man too.
February 10th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Laurel you sir are an idiot. And I hope you too die in a fire. I would knock the shit out of u in real life. But continue hating on people of peace. Seems like your pretty level headed.
February 10th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
For a person of peace, John Lennon sure did seam to hate the rest of the Beatles an awful lot and I’m pretty sure he spent more money on heroin than he spent on any of his peace-making efforts.
And can his silly little “bed-ins” really be construed as him making an effort? I mean, I stayed in bed for a week, but where I’m from that’s called “laziness”.
As for Bono, he keeps petitioning various governments to send more money to impoverished nations, but you know what usually happens when they do that? Usually, the bastard dictator of whatever impoverished nation steals the relief money and uses it to fuel his war with the neighbouring impoverished nations.
If Bono really wanted to spread some peace, he’d go around murdering corrupt governments, instead of trying to send money to them.
And you mentioned level-headedness in the same paragraph as the burning and beating up of a 90 pound girl, so I have a little math equation for you:
my level-headedness < your retardedness
February 25th, 2008 at 3:22 am
Let’s get serious. On the website for the Westboro church, you can acces their picket schedules. Let’s make their peaceful demostrations a little more interesting and snipe some of them. Maybe pour napalm over pastor Phelps and them throw him into San Francisco Bay.
June 4th, 2008 at 8:37 am
I personally believe that there should be a physical revolt against This man’s group. If the American government won’t massacre them, then another group needs to deal with them. Until that day I will be wishing willfully. And I will enjoy seeing the blood of his children splatter over my face while I rape their corpses (although I don’t think they’ll get it up, they are ugly bitches) Maybe we could just get the FBI to raid the house of every Westboro Baptist and hang them one by one. Children first so their mother’s and father’s watch in horror. And at the end of it all, it shall be recorded, every bit of that slaughter, shown to Phelps, and he will suffer death by 1000 cuts. I am a new zealander and sadly have absolutely NO power to do this. But I simply hope that all the gangs of America and the government ally for one day of lawlessness and ignorance of human rights of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Thank you for the blog. And I pray to whatever God exists that one day our wish will be granted
June 25th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I agree with Michael. Has anyone ever considered that the reason Freddy Boy harps on and on is because HE may be guilty of something? Daughter Shirley bore an illegitimate son; who’s to say Freddy Boy didn’t put it to her (CHILD MOLESTATION) and has been trying to hush it up ever since? I wish the government would make them (he, Shirl, and sonny Sam) take a DNA test. Results could prove interesting…if not conclusive.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:55 am
“If I came to poer I’ll be the first one to gas queers”.
-George Lincoln Rockwell, ANP.
August 1st, 2008 at 1:03 pm
That’s why they put a fence around Poer. Thanks for ruining it for everyone.
August 9th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
these idiots are the worst kind of human,they have gone lower than the worst criminals in history,i’m sure we can find some ancient chinese torture methods to kill them real slowly,if it was my way id use surgical techniques to open them all up and have them see their organs (YES EVEN THE CHILDREN). They are simply homophobics with attitude exaggerating from the bible.they are probably doing incest. we should put them under phsyco analysis in order to find out what triggered thier homophobia.We should kill them.The world will be one step closer to being a better place. As far as a person like me might be concerned they are helping the devil achieve his plan by getting rid of free speech.after that, its basically over.They must have a dodgy version of KJV.There are more books not listed in the bible that say that there are demons who can be directly identified as being in contact with these dogs. we need to deal with them. before they do somethingneven more stupid. They still have their chance, lets take it away from them…
August 11th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Some people need to take mood stabilizers.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
I support your decision completely, I hope and pray, to the ACTUAL lord god almighty, than god himself looks at Phelps after he dies, and just shakes his head, condemning him to hell for all of eturnity, so after I get there.. And make a pact with Satan.. I can be the one, who for as long as I suffer, have the sick joy, and pleasure, of making Fred Phelps suffer, for everyone HE ever condemned to hell..
He is taking over the role of God, I hear that’s frowned upon, BEING the judge and jury.. When really the only person who will EVER judge you is God.. I have gay friends, I even have a very bi-sexual girlfriend. So if Freddy boy ever came near my place here in Georgia.. He’d get a REAL southern greeting.
!~FFP~! [FUCK FRED PHELPS!]
October 27th, 2008 at 3:10 am
Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with my head and then I remember.
November 9th, 2008 at 8:41 am
I will do it. I will bring Phelps and his whole family to meet this God of theirs. There will be no pity, no mercy, no remorse. They will all come to an end, no more will they blaspeme the Word of God. No more will they torment the world with their evil. I will be the flaming sword of God!
November 9th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Okay, I’ll let you in on a little secret. This has been a sting operation. You’re all going to jail now. Bwaaahahahhahah!
November 26th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
These inbred pumpkin heads should all drink the kool aid and get it over with. Then we can all celebrate.
Don’t forget to inundate their website with messages of just how awful they really are.
Blessed be.
December 6th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I’d like to submit another vote for napalm. Napalm is badass.
December 18th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
they are indeed Nazi’s
December 19th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
i recently watched a documentary in which louis theroux stayed with them while interviewing them. they didn’t take anything he said into sane or lawful consideration. riot police stop rioters. why don’t the us government have powers to stop them. they are brewing hatred against military heroes and innocent people, DEAL WITH THEM!
December 19th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
there has got to be some deep, dark secrets in the phelps family. they are brainwashed!
December 19th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
shoot fred phelps between the eyes!
December 21st, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I’ve only just come across your post. I’ve only recently come across phelps to this extent. Oh I knew of him years ago, when he picketed mathew shepards funeral, along with making sick sites about the poor young man burning in hell.. As his family weren’t going through enough pain! If this posts, I cant see it as i’m posting from a mobile. You mentioned you’d regret writing that in the morning.. Well I hope you didnt. I’m perfectly sober and I don’t regret my feelings of wanting that sick being aka phelps to be publically gang raped, until he dies. Then for him to be buried in an open casket, wearing ladies lingerie as a gay pride takes place at his funeral and in front of his grown up children who cant be saved from his idiocy! oh you may think this sounds sick, but there is a nasty Fuck, who is a satanist WANNABE and has caused more emotional pain than the crimes themselves! I’m merely talking of turning the predator into the prey. That filth, phelps is also all for rape and wife battering. Well over here, in uk, we’re ruthless and if i had nothing to live for, i’d do everything in my power to have him tortured, until he begs for the hell he preaches!
December 21st, 2008 at 5:00 pm
OMG! Fred Phelps was just assassinated by his long suffering wife, Margie Marie Simms. She immediately turned herself in after the incident. All the police can manage to get out of her is the phrase “Matthew 7:12″ over and over again.
Click Here for the article.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:40 pm
“Laurel you sir are an idiot.”
Do not feed the troll.
Anyway, I am all for protesting Fred’s funeral when he does die, because I’d love to see his family’s reaction.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:28 am
But me so hungry…
January 10th, 2009 at 8:27 am
I’d gladly shoot him for $10,000. That’s enough to go to Canada until the fervor dies down and they aren’t actively searching for me. He really is one of the lowest forms of humanity next to murderers / serial killers. No reason to be agitated about him though, he’s just getting in some laughs before his ancient heart gives out and he has to see what’s waiting beyond here.
January 12th, 2009 at 4:10 am
laurel, i don’t give a fuck if you are a 90 pound little girl, i’d still beat the shit out of you and feel like a better person for doing it.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Bring it on, bitch. I’ll fucking circumcise your dog.
Also, what kind of hippie parents name their kid “son of the morning”?
Ppppfffff… Bet you were homeschooled and now you drink a lot of beet juice and ride an ergonomic bicycle.
I’m going to go cause a forest fire now, just to piss you off. Fucking hippie.
February 4th, 2009 at 2:10 am
Fred Phelps is the biggest piece of “SHIT” that I have ever seen!!!!!!!!
I know that he will rot in hell for all eternity and I hope he is
scewered with a thousand pitch forks and raped by satan himself
every half hour forever. I was happy as hell to hear that somebody bombed
his church in the past! Because hate breeds death and that is exactly
what that crazy ignorant pathetic vile subhuman “SUDO” meaning (FAKE
ASS!!!!!) christian deserves!! Only his death will bring happiness to alot of
people!! There is no other person that makes me as angry as this son of
a bitch. He represents the far right neo con or Nazi part of the
republican death machine party!! Im so GLAAD that the rest of the world
dosn’t think like that crazy ass bastard!!!!! Just once i would like to see someone do more than just spit on that piece of filth like put a gun to his
fucked up head and dont hesitate and pull the trigger!! Sorry but Im going to go to his shitty website and talkin some hate of my own!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
February 13th, 2009 at 12:53 am
I for one don’t believe in God. the thing is i respect Christians as long as they don’t get all proud and rub it in your face. This fuckhead thinks he’s a damn prophet and I would be more than glad to join any of you. Apparently he’s commited two sins: pride and hatred. He can rot in hell and have all the gay community rape his old ass.
February 19th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
phelps deserves to be arse raped to death with a huge strap-on covered with razorblades and rusty nails
April 12th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
hey, phelps! come to tucson! I got a loaded 44 magnum blackhawk, all for you and your family! ill take the fall to improve everyone elses lives! FIGHT FOR YOUR IDEALS!
April 19th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Laurel:
That post made my day! (the level headedness up top). Thanks! LOL
May 1st, 2009 at 12:04 am
I am childish and jaded!
May 11th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
“And you mentioned level-headedness in the same paragraph as the burning and beating up of a 90 pound girl, so I have a little math equation for you:”
What does being a 90 pound girl have to do with being an asshole? This isn’t fairyland Ms., cunts deserve a good kick in the clit just as much as everyone else.
And yes, you ARE an asshole.
May 13th, 2009 at 3:11 am
If it’s not fairyland, why’s there a fairy like you around here?
Oh, SNAP.
May 13th, 2009 at 6:51 am
Wow. Your world is more pathetic than I thought. Not only am I a fairy, I am QUEEN of the fairies! Bow down before me and recieve my holy angel sparkles of Xanthar.
Now, where all the royal jelly at?
May 13th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Uuummmm… Okay then… Nice wings by the way…
May 14th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Hey, dude, I was thinking we could go do… something dirty.
I like to do manly things, but I like, baby, to do them with you.