I’m Going to Kill Fred Phelps and then Picket His Funeral
Heath Ledger has been dead now for less than a day and already the Westboro Baptist Church Fucks are planning on picketing his funeral. A stunt that will no doubt provide them with more media coverage than any of their previous crimes against humanity. And there will be Fred Phelps spouting hate and ignorance, all the while pretending that it’s about upholding God’s law or something, when it’s really about Fred feeding his ego.
Isn’t Pride a sin or something there, Phelps? I know Wrath is one and with the amount you go on about hating things, you definitely exhibit buckets full of Wrath and since getting absolved or rebaptised or whatever the fuck would involve you admitting you’d done something wrong, you’d never do it. By your on stupid religious laws you’re fucking doomed, bitch.
I’m not really sure what I’m going on about here. I guess I’m just pissed off that an actor that has brought lots of entertainment and joy into my life is gone and that some stupid bigoted asshole is going to try and fuck with the bereaved’s shit, just to get his ugly shit face on television again and the fucker will, regardless of whether picketing happens or not.
I’m also pissed off at myself. Until now, I’ve watched the antics of Fred Phelps with indifference. He was just a crazy guy doing crazy shit. It took some stupid shit involving a pretty-boy actor to get me incensed. I’m disappointed in myself for not caring about the little guys Fred’s been fucking with.
Sooooooo, anyway… You like being like Jesus there, Phelps my boy? I’ll make you a fucking martyr. You can even have your own cross to carry, if you want one. Only above yours the plaque will read “King of the Assholes”. On the third day, instead of of you rising from your grave, I’ll be pissing on it and the the world will be a fucking better place.
Well, that’s enough of me venting. I’ll probably regret this in the morning.
Here’s to the day when I have a calmer head that will prevail or whatever.
Tags: assholes, crimes against humanity, fred phelps, Funeral, heath ledger, media coverage, picketing, religious laws, shit, westboro baptist church
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Well said man. How come assholes like him live this world. It would be better without him, yet great people that promote peace and harmony like John Lennon, ghandi. Martin luther king. Please some one kill this fred phelps, I wouldnt wish deat upon anyone but Ill make an acception on this hatefull biggot.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:58 pm
John Lennon was a drug addict that cheated on both his wives.
And WOOOOO! He wrote an annoying song about peace while staying in bed for a week for peace or something… It totally wasn’t because he was drugged out of his mind at all!
John Lennon was nothing more than a stupid rockstar. If he hadn’t been murdered, we all would have forgotten about him by now.
Fuck John Lennon!
BTW, I really hope that Bono doesn’t get shot or something, because then we’ll have retards calling him a great man too.
February 10th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Laurel you sir are an idiot. And I hope you too die in a fire. I would knock the shit out of u in real life. But continue hating on people of peace. Seems like your pretty level headed.
February 10th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
For a person of peace, John Lennon sure did seam to hate the rest of the Beatles an awful lot and I’m pretty sure he spent more money on heroin than he spent on any of his peace-making efforts.
And can his silly little “bed-ins” really be construed as him making an effort? I mean, I stayed in bed for a week, but where I’m from that’s called “laziness”.
As for Bono, he keeps petitioning various governments to send more money to impoverished nations, but you know what usually happens when they do that? Usually, the bastard dictator of whatever impoverished nation steals the relief money and uses it to fuel his war with the neighbouring impoverished nations.
If Bono really wanted to spread some peace, he’d go around murdering corrupt governments, instead of trying to send money to them.
And you mentioned level-headedness in the same paragraph as the burning and beating up of a 90 pound girl, so I have a little math equation for you:
my level-headedness < your retardedness
February 25th, 2008 at 3:22 am
Let’s get serious. On the website for the Westboro church, you can acces their picket schedules. Let’s make their peaceful demostrations a little more interesting and snipe some of them. Maybe pour napalm over pastor Phelps and them throw him into San Francisco Bay.
June 4th, 2008 at 8:37 am
I personally believe that there should be a physical revolt against This man’s group. If the American government won’t massacre them, then another group needs to deal with them. Until that day I will be wishing willfully. And I will enjoy seeing the blood of his children splatter over my face while I rape their corpses (although I don’t think they’ll get it up, they are ugly bitches) Maybe we could just get the FBI to raid the house of every Westboro Baptist and hang them one by one. Children first so their mother’s and father’s watch in horror. And at the end of it all, it shall be recorded, every bit of that slaughter, shown to Phelps, and he will suffer death by 1000 cuts. I am a new zealander and sadly have absolutely NO power to do this. But I simply hope that all the gangs of America and the government ally for one day of lawlessness and ignorance of human rights of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Thank you for the blog. And I pray to whatever God exists that one day our wish will be granted
June 25th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I agree with Michael. Has anyone ever considered that the reason Freddy Boy harps on and on is because HE may be guilty of something? Daughter Shirley bore an illegitimate son; who’s to say Freddy Boy didn’t put it to her (CHILD MOLESTATION) and has been trying to hush it up ever since? I wish the government would make them (he, Shirl, and sonny Sam) take a DNA test. Results could prove interesting…if not conclusive.