Fake Vachon
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008Wal-Mart has started selling evil fake Vachon cakes.
I’ve tried the Caramelina and it only marginally tastes like an Ah Caramel! and although the Angelica looks like a Jos. Louis, I belive that it’s actually a clone of a lesser known Vachon called a Mae West. They actually cloned all of Vachon’s products. It disturbed me. This is useful information. I like useful information. Surely these things are infringing on numerous patents and copyrights, though. Someone sue Great Value.
Snacky cakes are important to me.
In other news, I just got back from Chicago. We got lost in a ghetto, again. I busted my knee in the U-505. We saw sand cats and an epileptic zebra. Some other stuff happened. I hate their crappy American beer. Seeing giant renaissance art was cool. There was Domokuns in the Target. The Field Museum has waaaayyyy too much taxidermy, but seeing a giant evolution exhibit in an American museum put some hope in me. I wish we had Chipotles in Canada. Anyway, good times were had by all and I managed not to lose anything and I was only slightly injured.
Stream of consciousness just makes you look retarded Laurel.
