Happy Orange Gnome

Hi United Statesian politicians. A lot of you have been knocking Socialism. This doesn’t make much sense to me. Varying degrees of socialism are present in all systems of government. For a country to be completely free of socialism they would have to remove all government and privatise everything. The entire point of a having a government at all is to centralise power and to collect and redistribute money and resources. So my point here will not be whether your government should be socialist or not, but rather that it should more socialist.

So, here we go, kiddies, some reasons why socialism is the awesomest.

Health care for everyone. This one pretty much goes without saying. Basically, if I were to crawl out of my igloo, slip on the ice and crack my head open,  I can get me noggin patched up for free.  Plus, medication costs less for when we do have to pay for it. No $80 bottles of Baby Tylenol for us. There are very few situations where I would have to choose between my health and not being in a lifetime of debt.

School funding by size. A 1000 student school in a poor area gets the same funding from the government as a 1000 student student school in a rich area. Well, it’s a bit more complicated than that, involving some sort of strange formula, but since funding is based on need (not property taxes), most of the disparity in quality of education is from whether or not the school hired douchebags as teachers.

Federally operated prisons. Since no one profits from people reoffending (the goverment just loses more money), there is more of an incentive to rehabilitate people. Seriously, why would anyone privatise their prisons? The mind fucking boggles. The same goes for privatising the military. I hate you people so much.

I think I had a few more examples, but I’m getting tired and incoherent. Hit more for some selected jabberings about other stuff I hate in the US right now.

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Species: Romerolagus Diazi

Name: Feleesha Moonflower VII

Age: 1738 (that’s combining all the lives I’ve lived)

Sex: mostly female .

Sexual Orientation: ambiguous

Spouse: Mr. Dr. M.G. Dillingham (ESQ.) (a new-souled albatross)

Soultwin: Andrea Cottontail Foxtrot (an old-souled pygmy marmoset)

Slave: Griffinderp Fallowtoe (a little bitch )

Mortal Enemy: Emo Phillips

Favourite Drink: orange kool-aid and whiskey

Favourite Movie: Sonic OVA

Weakness: bottled moonlight

Powerword: Spatula! (LOL)

Favourite Colour: aubergine

Good Deeds Until I Earn My Wings: 47

Religion: Therianthropy

Magic Item: The wind sphere of Atillion

Speeds on my bicycle: 10

Homeland: The rolling plains of Neryvis Meadow

Hobby: Fighting off bad vibes from hairless apes

Organizations: PETA, Anthropomorphic Diversity Support Association, MADD, The Avian/Mammalian Alliance, Otherkin for Barack Obama 08, the Furistan Commando Force

Yiffually Transmitted Diseases: lycanthropy, FIV, monkeypox

Clothing: optional

Jedi Lightsaber Technique: Vaapad

Favourite Book Series: Animorphs

Secret Crush: Scooby-Doo

Fursuit Progress: 84% (I’m having trouble finding enough yak fur)

Weapon of Choice: the Thompson Persuader

Patron Diety: Ah-Muzen-Cab

Clan: Nakatomi

Guardian Angel: Timothy Treadwell

Favourite “Star Trek” race: the Gorns

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It’s currently 6:31 AM. This is not a good time to be awake.

Sooooo, how are you guys doing? Good?

I’ve got to be at work in about three hours.

Bye.

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Dan Akroyd has developed a vodka that comes in a fucking skull shaped bottle. They better fucking carry Crystla Head Vodka at the LC, because I’m buying a giant case of the stuff and putting them on my mantle.

Seriously, all my life, I have dreamed of drinking out of a skull and this is the next best thing.

I am wayyyyyy too excited about this. I blame all the Rockets I’ve been eating lately. Poor trick-or-treaters are going to go hungry this year.

Apart from the whole economic meltdown, which I would care about, if I actually had any money, there have been a couple of things bugging me lately.

Is Sarah Palin really a young earther? Seriously? Is there some way we could detach Canada from the US, because them Amuricains are really starting to scare me.

Soooooo, I get my Nitendo DS all tricked out with a SD reading flash card dealie and then Nintedo anounces the Nintedo  DSi, that will come with a SD card reader already in it. Also, the thing has a camera in it. Mark my words, one day, there will be digital paper, a few microns thick, with a camera in it, so we can document the stupid faces we make when we’re trying to spell things and post them on Facebook V6.7 .

Speaking of Facebook, the “Pieces of Flair” application tells me how many people are using the flair I created, but not who they are. I must know these people that enjoy my “David Bowie’s Area” flair.

I’m not chopping my hair off for charity, EVER.  Stop asking me to do this. Fuck the children with cancer. I’ve already dealt with family members with cancer, that’s my fucking contribution to the “cause”. If you want hair donated to charity, you can spend the time and effort growing it and then chop off your own fucking hair, you dipshits.

Here, have a prediction: the bloody Conservatives are going to win the upcoming Federal Election, because the lousy Boomers have lost their idealism. Yes, the people that discovered all the good drugs, don’t want anybody else to use them. For SHAME. Also, they don’t want me to be able to file share, but I LOVE file sharing.

In Summary:

1. I didn’t have any money and I still don’t have any.
2. The Earth is over 6000 years old.
3. My brother may be getting my DS in the near future, maybe.
4. I, for some reason, want to stalk pervs.
5. I value my own vanity, over the preservation of human life.
6. The hippies sold out.

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