Archive for February, 2009

Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Toque is Awesome

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Why do I watch the Academy Awards every year? I usually haven’t seen very many of the movies that get nominated. I don’t really care that much about what people are wearing. And watching a bunch of elitist dinks congratulate themselves for being elitist dinks makes me kind of ill.

Also, what does a dead dude need an oscar for? And why wasn’t George Carlin in your “In Memoriam” dealy. He has in like 4 movies, dude.

That hat was a toque. Not a beanie.

I hate you people, all of you poeple. EVERYONE!