Groan

I’m currently in Nova Scotia. In the airport on the way here a man talked to me while I was buying some Vitamin Water. Apperently he was on the same plane as me, because, according to my mom, he sat across from us when we stopped at the terminal in Winnipeg. I didn’t even notice him. This probably made him sad. Things like this happen a lot. I hardly ever notice the people that notice me.

A disturbing amount of the women in Nova Scotia are going bald. Also, way too many of these people are missing teeth. My mother says that it’s because they’re a bunch of inbred diabetics. I laughed.

Went to see the Watchmen movie tonight. It was good to see Mr. Manhattan’s uncircumcised penis. Hollywood’s lack of foreskin disturbs me. Now they just need to bring pubic hair back.

We also watched Nights in Rodanthe. Why was James Franco in it. WHY!?

10 Responses to “Groan”

  1. Rex Anguis Says:

    My favorite character was the Comedian. He had very effective, to the point way of dealing with problems. That being, to shoot it with his guns. Manhattan was cool too, in that he was basically a god. Did you see how he made those mobsters explode in that flashback!

    Also, I’m not quite sure how I got to this web page. I was searching for something, kept clicking stuff and wound up here.

    Weird.

  2. to respond to you Says:

    No, Deists are spiritual believers and nihilist are godless atheist. And I don’t know what APA format means nerd.

    Yes the Holy Bible rightly condones plural marriages. Meaning 12 dudes should never be able to bunker together and create “you are my bitch” contracts on napkins. Utter chaos and utter grossness would break out, everyone agrees with that. So therefore you are only proving my point. And America won all the major World Wars. Anyone who pisses us off, we bomb, and invade If they have oil, or sufficient offerings to us. You don’t have to go back centuries fold to find Our victories.

    Kudus to your reasoning that you have online security blanket plus sister; essay and blog are related, it’s drunk thought purging so it’s valid, and I don’t go back and re-read it or stand by my blog.

    And I’m an atheist,
    Peace suckers!!

  3. to respond to you Says:

    I would never stalk your viral friend/sister whatever, she’s just all over the web for whatever reason, and is a dingbat. And I’m atheist libertarian that has struck again lol

  4. Laurel Says:

    I like pie.

  5. Laurel Says:

    You can’t like pie. Giant pie eating contests would break out!

  6. Laurel Says:

    Your pie is insufficient for my purposes.

  7. to respond to you Says:

    “Other things I am not proud of: my nationality, my race, my gender, my intelligence, my appearance, my beliefs (or lack thereof)”

    And your sister like pie too, but is not proud of it.

  8. Laurel Says:

    Everyone likes pie! It’s Loki’s gift to the mortals!

  9. Laurel Says:

    Also, you have a crush on me, don’t you? It’s alright to admit it.

  10. Laurel Says:

    Send me sexy pictures of yourself! :}

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