Happy Orange Gnome

I heard that the upcoming season of Survivor is filmed in China.

CHINA!?

Since when was it hard to survive in China? I mean, the Chinese seem to survive there just fine.

Maybe, it’s just hard for Americans to survive there, because most blogging websites are blocked by the Great Firewall of China (THOSE BASTARDS!)

How are those poor Americans supposed survive without being able to blog about what they ate for lunch!?

Also, according to this, I’m blocked in Beijing and Shanghai.

How are those poor Americans supposed to survive without being able to read about what I ate for lunch!?

I ate tortilla chips and salsa for lunch. It was delicious. <—-TOO HAWT FOR BEIJING!!!

And I bet that the producers had to pay a hefty sum of money in order to shoot there. Which means that they’re effectively financing the retardedness and (OMG) communism of the Chinese government.

How can they feel alright helping the Chinese government engage in such unamerican activities!?

(HINT: China is probably one of the few countries left that will let retards shit near their historical monuments.)