Happy Orange Gnome

Species: Romerolagus Diazi

Name: Feleesha Moonflower VII

Age: 1738 (that’s combining all the lives I’ve lived)

Sex: mostly female .

Sexual Orientation: ambiguous

Spouse: Mr. Dr. M.G. Dillingham (ESQ.) (a new-souled albatross)

Soultwin: Andrea Cottontail Foxtrot (an old-souled pygmy marmoset)

Slave: Griffinderp Fallowtoe (a little bitch )

Mortal Enemy: Emo Phillips

Favourite Drink: orange kool-aid and whiskey

Favourite Movie: Sonic OVA

Weakness: bottled moonlight

Powerword: Spatula! (LOL)

Favourite Colour: aubergine

Good Deeds Until I Earn My Wings: 47

Religion: Therianthropy

Magic Item: The wind sphere of Atillion

Speeds on my bicycle: 10

Homeland: The rolling plains of Neryvis Meadow

Hobby: Fighting off bad vibes from hairless apes

Organizations: PETA, Anthropomorphic Diversity Support Association, MADD, The Avian/Mammalian Alliance, Otherkin for Barack Obama 08, the Furistan Commando Force

Yiffually Transmitted Diseases: lycanthropy, FIV, monkeypox

Clothing: optional

Jedi Lightsaber Technique: Vaapad

Favourite Book Series: Animorphs

Secret Crush: Scooby-Doo

Fursuit Progress: 84% (I’m having trouble finding enough yak fur)

Weapon of Choice: the Thompson Persuader

Patron Diety: Ah-Muzen-Cab

Clan: Nakatomi

Guardian Angel: Timothy Treadwell

Favourite “Star Trek” race: the Gorns

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I’m bored, so you all must suffer… All 5 of you…

Yeaaahhhh… These aren’t really funny to anyone except me. Except the Star Wars one, that one isn’t funny to anyone.

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Sooooooooooooo…. Now I have categories AND tags?

Why!?

What is any of this shit even for!?

Fuck you web 2.0 and your confusing of me!

And what the shit is this XFN shit supposed to do anyway!?

Whoever woke me up at 7AM is going to pay dearly. 

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I heard that the upcoming season of Survivor is filmed in China.

CHINA!?

Since when was it hard to survive in China? I mean, the Chinese seem to survive there just fine.

Maybe, it’s just hard for Americans to survive there, because most blogging websites are blocked by the Great Firewall of China (THOSE BASTARDS!)

How are those poor Americans supposed survive without being able to blog about what they ate for lunch!?

Also, according to this, I’m blocked in Beijing and Shanghai.

How are those poor Americans supposed to survive without being able to read about what I ate for lunch!?

I ate tortilla chips and salsa for lunch. It was delicious. <—-TOO HAWT FOR BEIJING!!!

And I bet that the producers had to pay a hefty sum of money in order to shoot there. Which means that they’re effectively financing the retardedness and (OMG) communism of the Chinese government.

How can they feel alright helping the Chinese government engage in such unamerican activities!?

(HINT: China is probably one of the few countries left that will let retards shit near their historical monuments.)

So this guy comes knocking at our door (during dinner) and he asks us if we’re the ones that are stealing his wireless internet. We tell him that we aren’t and he grumbles off.

I did some sleuthing (I clicked the scan button on my wireless network dealy) and I’m pretty sure that the guy didn’t even bother configuring his network at all (unless he thought that naming it “linksys” and having no password was a good idea).

PROTIP: It’s easier to set a password than it is to track the people stealing your wireless signal down.

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