Irksome News
Thursday, October 2nd, 2008Apart from the whole economic meltdown, which I would care about, if I actually had any money, there have been a couple of things bugging me lately.
Is Sarah Palin really a young earther? Seriously? Is there some way we could detach Canada from the US, because them Amuricains are really starting to scare me.
Soooooo, I get my Nitendo DS all tricked out with a SD reading flash card dealie and then Nintedo anounces the Nintedo DSi, that will come with a SD card reader already in it. Also, the thing has a camera in it. Mark my words, one day, there will be digital paper, a few microns thick, with a camera in it, so we can document the stupid faces we make when we’re trying to spell things and post them on Facebook V6.7 .
Speaking of Facebook, the “Pieces of Flair” application tells me how many people are using the flair I created, but not who they are. I must know these people that enjoy my “David Bowie’s Area” flair.
I’m not chopping my hair off for charity, EVER. Stop asking me to do this. Fuck the children with cancer. I’ve already dealt with family members with cancer, that’s my fucking contribution to the “cause”. If you want hair donated to charity, you can spend the time and effort growing it and then chop off your own fucking hair, you dipshits.
Here, have a prediction: the bloody Conservatives are going to win the upcoming Federal Election, because the lousy Boomers have lost their idealism. Yes, the people that discovered all the good drugs, don’t want anybody else to use them. For SHAME. Also, they don’t want me to be able to file share, but I LOVE file sharing.
In Summary:
- I didn’t have any money and I still don’t have any.
- The Earth is over 6000 years old.
- My brother may be getting my DS in the near future, maybe.
- I, for some reason, want to stalk pervs.
- I value my own vanity, over the preservation of human life.
- The hippies sold out.
