Posts Tagged ‘eternity’

Only 72?

Friday, May 4th, 2007

I’m thinking that if I was spending eternity in paradise, that I’d want more than just 72 virgins. I’d want an infinite amount of virgins.

Even if I got bored of virgins, I’d probably want to deflower another one every 1000 years or so, just for kicks.

Eventually though, I’d probably start wondering where all the virgins were coming from. I mean, only so many people that die are actually virgins. Maybe God creates new ones in Heaven just for the enjoyment of the righteous?