Boourns, Boo-Urns or Boo Urns?
Saturday, July 28th, 2007Well, I went and saw The Simpsons Movie, with my mother, her boyfriend and his kids (BLARGH).
The movie was basically just 90 minutes of fan service and the creators indulging themselves (“*LOL* we showed Bart’s penis in the movie, because it’s too HAWT for TV”) . This would be perfectly fine if this movie were the grand finale to the series, but there is a new season coming up and the show is probably going to be running for 500 years more, which makes the sort of “last hurrah” tone of this movie kind of ultra-ridiculous.
I’m not saying that The Simpsons Movie isn’t funny, because it really, really is, but I’m a massive internet nerd, so I’m going to list the reasons why this is the WORST MOVIE EVER, in bullet form, because I’m too lasy to formulate any more paragraphs.
- Bart has a baby dick and he should have started puberty by ten.
- President Schwarzenegger looks and sounds just like Ranier Wolfcastle.
- Green Day and Tom Hanks guest star. (Guest stars in a movie?)
- The animation is slightly different than it is in the show and it made me angry.
- It contains environmentalist propaganda.
- Not enough Disco Stu.
- We never find out where Curly’s gold is hidden.
- Marge and Homer’s wedding video shows guests at the wedding, but they eloped in the show.
- It was too damned zany.
- Sexually tension between Homer and the pig.
- It’s just like an extended television episode and doesn’t really offer anything new or special (other than full frontal nudity.)