The Moffatts are WAY Better than Hanson!
Monday, June 4th, 2007Pppffff… Who are those Hansons kidding? With their identical haircuts and their mmmbopping and their “oooohhhh, look at us! We’re all brothers that play instruments!” Plus, who in their right mind would name one of their sons Zac and the other one Isaac!?
The only brothers that play instruments that could ever capture my heart would have to be The Moffatts. For one thing, they’re Canadian. You gotta give them props for coming from a sane country! Another thing, three out of four of them are triplets, which makes it much more likely that you could manage a ménage à quatre with them. And finally, they all have different haircuts and identities, unlike those stupid Hanson clones.
In conclusion, you should buy The Moffatts CDs and then help me assassinate the Hansons!