Posts Tagged ‘monotone’

A Package of Black Underwear

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

After years and years of searching, I have finally found a package of underwear that contains just black underwear. Previously, the most I could ever hope for was a package with one black pair, one white pair, one striped pair and one with some cutesy pattern with bunnies or something.

I have never understood why almost all men’s underwear comes in monotone packs, but women’s underwear comes in insane variety packs where nothing matches.

What kind of grown woman would be caught dead wearing bunny pattern underwear anyway?  Or do they wear it just because the only alternative is $10 single pairs?

Whatever. Now I’m going to go search for some reasonably priced black bras.

I prolly won’t find any.