CLOVE! FLAVOURED! CANDY!
Sunday, September 23rd, 2007I’ve just had one of the worst experiences of my life.
I was eating Halloween candy from last year, when I bit into a clove-flavoured Necco Wafer and promptly burst into flames.
Why the Hell would anyone make clove-flavoured candy!? That’s like the most evil thing that anyone could possibly do!
Cloves are only for sticking into oranges and making those stupid drawer fresheners. They are NOT for eating! They are especially not to be used to flavour candy!
GRAAAAAAWWWWHHHH!