Passion Flakies are Gay!
Wednesday, June 6th, 2007Dude, when I was a youngin, Passion Flakies were just called Flakies! I totally don’t get the name change. I mean a Flakie sounds like a cool guy that I could just hang around in my basement watching television with, but a Passion Flakie sounds like a greasy guy that would have a moustache and try to use a fake Spanish accent to try and seduce me.
I would be all like, “Screw off Passion Flakie“, but Passion Flakie would be all like, “Your mouth says no, but your eyes say yes!” and then I would slap Passion Flakie.
Also, Passion Flakies sounds like the name of a romance novel about two people with psoriasis falling in love!
Screw Passion Flakies! Jos. Louis is where it’s at!