Thinspiration
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007This is a shout-out to all my Anna and Mia sisters out there. If you ever feel like the fight is too hard and you’d just like to give up and eat a sandwich, then take some thinspiration from this:
If you ever, ever, eat a sandwich you’ll end up all fat and jolly and children the world over will love you! Is that what you want!? You want greasy little mongrets shoving their sticky fingers in your jellyrolls, while they whisper their Christmas wishes in your ear!? Huh!? No, I don’t think that’s what you want.
If you ever eat a sandwich, I’ll come to your house and kill you. KILL. YOU.
I wrote a poem about how being Anna makes me feel!
Fat Butterfly
I am a fat butterfly
I cannot fly
Sandwiches have weighed me down
I will stop eating them forever
Yay!
Goodbye for now, my sisters. I hope you all reach your goals, or die trying!