Engorgeous
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007Hola, las gordas! Here’s an update on my crusade to let the world know that big is beautiful, fat is fabulous and that you don’t need to be a skinny bitch to be valued by society.
This past weekend, I was at the mall looking for some new clothes (nothing in my size *grumble*), when a bunch of teenage boys started making mooing noises at me. I was too much woman for them and they couldn’t handle my engorgeousness, so I just kept on walking and ignored them. Ignorant people like that just aren’t worth my time.
And you know, I don’t really mind that much being compared to a cow. At least a fat cow provides a valuable service (milk), whereas a skinny twig just lays around being useless.
I kind of feel bad for those boys, though. Society has cultivated in them an unhealthy archetype for what the perfect woman should look like and someone should tell these boys that that kind of body is unachievable without starving one’s self.
Starvation isn’t beautiful. If it were, then Buddha must have been pretty fucking hot during his ascetic phase.
What was beautiful about Buddha though, was his self confidence. My obesistas, if you only have a little more self confidence, then I’m sure lots of good guys will become infatuated with you. The good ones can always see the greatness inside of you. You shouldn’t bother with the bad ones.
Well, here’s to another week of good meals, good fun and good self worth. Au revoir!